I Know Manure When I Smell It...

Comrades, in a small suburb of Los Angeles, we have the Bandini Fertilizer factory. There is a huge mound of the stuff there which can be smelled for blocks around. It's known as Bandini Mountain. As I listened to King Kong Obongo's State Of The Union Address, it smelled so bad, I was wondering if it was being televised from Capitol Hill, or Bandini Mountain. P.U.! What a stink! I'm still feeling a little queasy.

I should remind everyone that I was propaganda director for another organisation. Comrade Bowles once referred to me as a "Spin Master", and he was right. I did a pretty good job at it, so I can smell when baloney is being sliced, and Obama was slicing it big time.

Time out for a joke. What's the difference between a propaganda director and a press secretary? A propaganda director slices the baloney, and a press secretary serves it!

All humour aside, I'm pleased to announce that everything in this country is in just wonderful shape. The war in Afghanistan is winding down, we're coming out of the depression, and people are getting back to work. This is still the land of opportunity, and anyone can succeed if they are willing to try. Well, that's what the Kenyan said at any rate. Of course the manure was getting deeper with every word he spoke.

Here's just a few things he conveniently forgot to mention about the past year:

Unemployment is at a record high. If you count agricultural workers (which the U.S. Dept. Of Labor always fails to do for some reason) is at nearly 20%. Obama is claiming employment is up. Hah! That's a crock. Employment always goes up around holiday time. It's called seasonal jobs. As soon as the holidays are over, those jobs are gone. Also, as tax time approaches, trained tax preparers find seasonal jobs in that profession. But after April...Also, we are nearing inventory time. Companies are hiring inventory takers, but as soon as the inventories are taken, bye bye to those jobs as well.

Forty percent of White males with a high school diploma, but no college are unemployed.

The United States allowed over 20 million immigrants to stay in the country ILLEGALLY. Notice how he was kind of ambiguous about the immigration situation?
He talked about enforcing the law, and addressing "undocumented workers living in the shadows." We all know what he means by that: AMNESTY. He was too smart however to use the "A" word, considering the current anti-amnesty attitude of the people today.

Hundreds of thousands of jobs were outsourced to Third World countries such as China, India, and Mexico. Judeo-Capitalists continue to profit, while the workers continue to get poorer.

Student test scores have fallen nationwide. Scores are nothing short of dismal, due in part to the "dumbing down" of the curriculum to accommodate the children of immigrants, both legal and illegal who speak poor or no English.

Tuition at public colleges and universities have been raised.

Social Security and disability benefits will be cut.

Real Estate is still at an all time low.

The crime rate of non-Whites is five times higher than that of Whites, despite the fact that they have greater educational and employment opportunities than ever before.

U.S. Border Patrol agents and the National Guard have been ordered NOT to fire across the border at Mexican drug traffickers OR troops - even if they fire at them across the border first.

American citizens have been ordered to stay out of certain public lands along the southern border because of the dangers from drug traffickers and illegal immigrants.

More of our rights have been taken away in the name of National Security in the form of even more intrusive security procedures at airports.

The above mentioned security procedures will in the next few years be expanded to include trains, boats, and busses.

It has been proposed (not made a law yet, just proposed) that public criticism of the president be considered an act of sedition.

It has been proposed (not a law yet) that the military oath be changed so that soldiers swear allegiance only to the president, and all mention of upholding and defending the constitution be omitted.

Aid to Israel will be increased, as will sanctions against its enemies.

Although he said the war in Afghanistan will be over by summer, that still remains to be seen.

Comrades, I could go on and on. The country is in the worst shape it has ever been in. Conditions are approaching that of the Wiemar Republic just prior to World War II. I see no signs of things improving. Indeed, I see things continuing to deteriorate.

This country is suffering from a cancer that's eating it from the inside out, and it's too late for any treatments. The only solution is to tear down what's left, and rebuild from scratch using National Socialist principles. Such a task would be monumental, but the ANP stands ready. To meet that challenge, we need everyone to pull together. We need all good National Socialists to resign their ineffective little factions, and join with America's only true National Socialist Party, the ANP. And you Lone Wolves: What can you hope to accomplish alone? In unity there is strength. The larger the unity, the greater the strength.

All egos must be put aside. Those of us who were "big fish in a small pool" have to learn to work in unison with the whole if we are to achieve success. I'm a perfect example. I used to be a big fish in a small pool. Now I'm, well maybe not a small fish, but a medium fish in a big pool. I'm sure my contributions will be more valuable. None of us should be in this Struggle just to make ourselves feel important. It's the work we do that counts, and not some meaningless title. What's the use in being a general in some group that has no followers. I played that game for awhile. I knew all along it was a game. OK, game time is over. Time to go to work.

Let's not forget the Fuhrer's analogy of the Eight Cripples.

BTW, when Obama proudly announced the end of "Don't Ask Don't Tell" and said Gays can now serve openly in the military, there was a thunderous applause - from most. The cameras focused in on some of the military Joint Chiefs of Staff. Those Generals and Admirals didn't look very happy, and none of them applauded. One of them looked to me like he wanted to start booing. Too bad he didn't have the balls to do it. I would have applauded HIM if he had!

Hail Victory! Heil Hitler!