Saturday, October 22, 2011

Another Stupid Story About Stupid Idiots

Oversize Man Sues White Castle Over Seats

By NEWSCORE and MYFOX NEW YORK STAFF

NANUET, N.Y. - A 290-pound New York man is steaming mad at the White Castle fast-food chain, which he claims repeatedly broke promises to make the booths in his local eatery bigger.


Martin Kessman, 64, filed a lawsuit against the fast-food giant last week in Manhattan federal court, claiming that the uncomfortable booths violate the civil rights of fat people.


Kessman's lawsuit came more than two years after he complained to White Castle about the size of the booths at the Nanuet, N.Y., eatery and reportedly received a pledge that renovations would be carried out to cater for larger customers.

"They sent me specs and everything, about how the booths were going to be enlarged and made comfortable for people with a little more weight. So two and a half years went by, and nothing was done," he told the New York Post , adding that he has no problem finding a place to take a load off at other fast-food places and fits easily into airline seats.


The Americans with Disabilities Act is "applicable -- not only to me, but to pregnant women and to handicapped people," according to Kessman, who is suing for bigger chairs and unspecified damages. "I just want to sit down like a normal person." [Try losing some weight, jerk. - Dan]


White Castle issued a statement saying its No. 1 priority is its customers and that it tried to accommodate Kessman.


"We want everyone to feel comfortable in our restaurants. In this case, within days of being made aware of the customer's concern back in April, 2009, we provided the customer with a list of locations with different seating arrangements that might better suit him," said Jamie Richardson, a vice president. "It's also our practice to offer a chair to customers who find this option more appealing. We actually have replaced a booth in that customer's restaurant with a table and chairs."

Comment:

If a person is over seven feet tall, then he should have special accommodations. The same with the disabled. But the morbidly obese? I wouldn't spend a penny on something like that if I owned that kind of a business. If you're overly tall, short, or disabled, it's not your fault. But it is if you're in excess of 100 lbs. overweight.

Comrades, you may be wondering why I posted a story like this. Obesity is epidemic in America today. Something like about 80% of Americans are 20 pounds or more overweight.

Diabetes in children due to obesity is rampant.

Have you noticed that most people can't seem to hit the gas station without coming out of the convenience store with soda pop, candy, and chips? There's an entire day's allowance of sugar in one large soda pop. If you get the "big gulps", you're set for sugar for days.

A Quarter pounder with cheese contains your allowance of saturated fat for three days for a man, four for a woman! An order of fries is extra fat. If you eat a Quarter Pounder with cheese, a large fries, and a milk shake, you've literally consumed a whole week's worth of saturated fat.

Part of the philosophy of National Socialism is physical fitness. Now we don't expect every ANP supporter to be an athlete. Some, myself included just don't have what it takes. But to let yourself go like Mr. Kessman? There's little excuse for that. There are some medical conditions that could be responsible for morbid obesity, such as thyroid problems, but I suspect it's Mr. Kessman's four meals a day with second helpings, desserts, and snacks in between to keep up his strength that are the cause. Eating frequently at places like White Castle, McDonald's and Jack-In-The-Box don't help either - especially if you "super-size" everything.

No one expects you to be at the same fitness level as Ah-Nold, but you have a duty to yourself, your family, and your community to remain in fair shape at all times. We should all try and eat better, which means making a visit to a fast food joint a once a week thing, rather than daily, as many people do. Eat less red meat. You don't have to cut it out altogether (unless you have a heart problem), but eat a couple of servings less a week, and substitute fish or poultry.

Eat fruits and or vegetables a couple of times a day. If you hate veggies like me, drink eight ounces of V-8 Juice. I hate it, but I can pound it in a couple of seconds so I hardly taste it at all. Bottled orange juice and Ocean Spray products are loaded with processed sugar and should be avoided. Invest in a juicer. There are cheaper ones in stores than the $200 ones you see on late night infomercials. (BTW, you know how when you spell something wrong on a computer, there's a jagged red line underneath to let you know? There isn't one underneath "infomercial." I guess that's now considered a real word. Modern times, huh?)

Fiber is EXTREMELY important. My doctor says people should have a BM THREE times a day, rather than once a day as so many do. He says two is sufficient, but not one. If you don't go at least twice a day, you need more fiber. If going every other day is typical for you, you need to see your doctor. When they autopsied Elvis Presely, they found 20 lbs. of impacted feces in his colon. John Wayne had 15. So get your fiber. I use fiber capsules I get at Wal-Mart. $4.00 for a bottle of one hundred. It lasts about two months. Powder fiber you mix with water is better, but drinking that stuff two or three times a day gets old real fast. I recommend the capsules. Not the pills. They don't work for me, but the capsules do. The generic brand works fine. Don't waste your money on name brands.

Let's not forget (yuck) exercise. Yeah, I know, I hate it too. Let's get something clear straight away. If you say you don't need to exercise because you have a hard manual labour job, you're wrong. Work may be a physical activity, but it's not aerobic (a heart exercise).

You should do 20 minutes at least three times a week. One hour a week. Can you spare an hour for better health? I can.
Twenty minutes aerobic exercise three times a week, plus 20 minutes weight lifting three or four times a week. I won't become a Schwartzenegger or anything, but it helps me from turning into mush.

Comrades, you have a duty to take proper care of yourself. This Jew Kessman? He's 64. Considering his weight, I'm amazed he hasn't had a stroke or heart attack by now. He's a walking time bomb. If you're that heavy, especially if you're past 40, you are too. Do yourself and your family a favour. Diffuse that bomb starting right now. Okay, it's Saturday. You can wait until Monday, but don't put it off too long. If you won't do it for yourself, do it for your family. Maybe they'd like to have you around a bit longer.

Finally, this lawsuit? TJB (Typical Jew Behaviour). Anything to make a fast buck without having to work for it. Well, if you don't want to work, filing stupid, frivolous lawsuits are as good a way as any.

Dan 88!

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